pregnant with air

you've been rasping for years listening to my big ass thunder!!
and today I have to be honest I ate like a sow and I feel swollen but I couldn't even go to the bathroom so if we really want to compare myself to someone we could say that I look pregnant, pregnant with air! yes I could give birth to gas at full speed!!! if I just premise my belly.. oops... prrrr here you see? And you? are you even more excited to hear them all come out?!! then I want to drive you crazy enough to make your balls explode my pig!!

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