Your wife is a simple wife most days. She wakes up, makes you breakfast, sends you off to work with a lunch and a drained ballsack. She spends most of her day at home, cooking and cleaning. Living her best life, she gets to spend all your money and do as she pleases. All you ask for in return is a little bit of sugar every once in a while, and she so gladly gives! You come home from work and your wife is as chipper as always. She is wearing a yellow and red apron that goes down to her ankles. As you set your things down, and your wife turns away from you, you notice that ... Show more