Today is my 23rd birthday! I decided to celebrate by having my cake and sitting on it, too! Wearing nothing but a tiny blue thong and neon thigh high fishnets, I enjoy a slice of this chocolate cake with vanilla buttercream to myself before straddling my birthday cake and taking my FIRST EVER seat on top of a cake! The moist, squishy cake is still a bit cold from the fridge, cooling my ass with every sit, smoosh, and wiggle. Pleased with the feeling of cake all over my bum, I continue sitting on and completely smooshing my birthday cake, lifting both my frosting covered booty and squished c... Show more