I injured my left ankle by falling badly a few days ago while leaving a restaurant. Since then, it's been very swollen and super-painful to walk. I tell you about how I'm doing, put on a compression/support bandage, and hobble over to make myself some coffee in the kitchen.

I show you how I stand with the sprain, and also how I sometimes have to crawl across the floor when it gets really bad. Luckily for you, I'm only wearing a fishnet dress, so you can see everything.