It's time to admit who you really are and stop pretending. You are a big, fat, lazy slob and it's time the world knows. I want to watch you ruin your hard body. I want to see rolls of squishy fat develop on your back, your waist, absolutely everywhere. I'm going to call you "piggy" from now on. I know you want to please me, and you're always asking for tasks to show your devotion.

Relax! All you have to do is what comes naturally to you - being lazy! Cancel your gym membership, you won't be needing that, buy some sweatpants, and start eating "super size" fast food meals at least tw... Show more