It's a warm, sunny day, and I'm still from last night. I'm wearing a tight black dress and black boots as I stumble around my backyard, obviously still .

I sit on the stairs and explain that I'm not quite sure what happened last night or how I got home, my speech slurring a bit. Next, I climb up on the porch, showing you my panties in the process, and try to get my balance.

I make my way inside the house and stumble around the bathroom.