Tonight we're going to play a game. Are you in? I know you're going to love it. Just because I asked you to.

I happen to have secured a back room at the gay bar this weekend, and you're going to be there, blindfolded, on all fours. The game begins with each guy fucking your face. Your job is to match the cock with the man, after the blindfold is removed.

What's the prize, you ask? Keep listening.

Just because I told you to.