Another dreary day of shelving book and sending out overdue notices to carefree university students awaits me as I arrive to work. Oh, but what's this? A certain young man has some VERY overdue books, and a history of it, no less. It's time to bring this young man in for a stern talking-to, and to threaten the revocation of his library privileges if he doesn't straighten up!

You come into my office, a college boy, tired from another late night of partying. What does the bitch in the library want, anyway? You gaze as my frumpy hairstyle and glasses, but you see that underneath, I must ... Show more