I am Dr. Sidney Shriver, Director of the Avian research department at the local University. I've devoted my professional life to the study of rare species and genetics, and I'm very excited to announce that my team and I have recently developed an entirely new species of raven - one with highly increased intelligence, size, and sexuality. During the broadcast, one of my assistants runs up and tell me that the eggs have hatched, ahead of schedule.

The video cuts to a fuzzy broadcast snipet of me, obviously trying to hold it together. I'm....not sure what has happened, but I'm asking... Show more