Follow me as I lead you up a black stairway and into the dungeon, I mean basement. Don't worry....I'm not dangerous, just dressed up for Halloween. I'm your neighbor, but you haven't seen me around. Oh, that's because I have this kooky skin condition, I just can't go out in the sun, it's so crazy. Yeah, just come on back here so we can have a drink.

I open a metal door and lead you down yet another dark hallway. Funny, you've lived in this building for years but never saw this part of the basement. You don't really care where you're going, you just want to follow my big round ass i... Show more