I'm your wife, and our sex life has been dwindling, but I have a plan to seduce you and make everything better! You've always loved worshiping my body, and so I come home with a new bikini to try on for you. Unfortunately, you couldn't be any more distracted and distant. I figure I'll tempt you into getting a boner and eventually you'll have sex with me. I try teasing you, showing off my body in the purple bikini, but you're just staring at your phone and ignoring me, saying it's "work stuff".

It's hard for me to believe you're paying attention to work emails rather than my curvy b... Show more