Vintage Molly Silver!

First, I show you how to accurately measure your penis length. I know that some of you do it incorrectly, and try to add length, but not this time.

Next, I do some comparisons of your cock, using a lipstick case, and a ruler, a big black dildo, and a pink dildo. I tell you how much I wish you had a cock like a real man, instead of that pathetic thing between your legs.

I know you can't help it though. It's not really your fault that it never grew to a proper size. Maybe someday you'll be able to have sex with a real, live woman.

Vintage Molly Silver!

First, I show you how to accurately measure your penis length. I know that some of you do it incorrectly, and try to add length, but not this time.

Next, I do some comparisons of your cock, using a lipstick case, and a ruler, a big black dildo, and a pink dildo. I tell you how much I wish you had a cock like a real man, instead of that pathetic thing between your legs.

I know you can't help it though. It's not really your fault that it never grew to a proper size. Maybe someday you'll be able to have sex with a real, live woman.