POV: I’m your girlfriend and I’ve spent the last few weeks replacing the milk in the fridge with my breastmilk. You’ve been way too dumbed down to realize. So dumbed down in fact that your job performance has begun to slide. I greet you after a day at work and ask how your day went but you let me know it wasn’t great and that you seem to be having a hard time with simple math. I brush it off and offer you one of your favourite milkshakes and in delight, you say yes. We go to the kitchen and I begin to prep your milkshake. You have no idea that ive actually been lactating and pumping milk an...

POV: I’m your girlfriend and I’ve spent the last few weeks replacing the milk in the fridge with my breastmilk. You’ve been way too dumbed down to realize. So dumbed down in fact that your job performance has begun to slide. I greet you after a day at work and ask how your day went but you let me know it wasn’t great and that you seem to be having a hard time with simple math. I brush it off and offer you one of your favourite milkshakes and in delight, you say yes. We go to the kitchen and I begin to prep your milkshake. You have no idea that ive actually been lactating and pumping milk and feeding it to you and it’s been making you dumber and dumber! Whenever you get a little argumentative or don’t go along with my ideas, i play with my tits and poof, you suddenly forget and all you can do it say ‘yes’. Breasts are so distracting aren’t they, sweetie? Oh no, you’ve spilt your milkshake! We can’t just go wasting things like this so i grab you a silly straw sippy cup and you reject it. I tease you with my tits and next thing you know, you’re gladly drinking out of a silly cup!!

We go back to talking and oh dearrrrrr, you’ve wet your pants again!! This is becoming quite a habit isn’t it? You seem so confused but don’t worry - I’ve already planned for this since I let you know, last night you wet the bed. I won’t be washing sheets when you pee the bed again so we might aswel rip the band aid off and get you in a diaper. No fussing now I remind you as I play with my tits again and poof, you’re agreeably trying out a diaper for the first time! You’re so lucky im a supportive girlfriend and I’m not making fun of you. It’s okay, honey.

The next day you come home and I ask you how your workday was. You tell me you got FIRED! Poor baby, can’t do simple math so lost your job in finance with the regular adults. Oh dear. I’d been planning for this all along - watching your progressivley get dumber with my milk so i take a moment to remind you that you used to be the head of the house but now it seems I’m the one doing all the cleaning, cooking AND managing the finances. You’re just too dumb now. Awww. Before you know it im feeding you pureed baby food and a bottle of my special milk while teasing you with your breasts. The whole time I remind you how far you have fallen and how for the last few weeks I’ve been slowly dumbing you down and making you more and more helpless and it seems now, you’re quite accepting of the baby life which is good because I’m keeping you in diapers and on pureed food for the foreseeable future!