Finally! You have been looking forward to and preparing for this month for a long time. The beautiful May is MY birthday month and we will celebrate extensively. You will celebrate ME and experience absolute happiness yourself. No matter how dumb your life is right now, you won't see a single day of sadness this month. Edge - Goon - Pay and you will repeat it again and again. You're going to smack your savings on the head for my honor. Your goddess will be given gifts by you, befitting her status. I want BIG amounts in my account! Every tribute to me brings you euphoria for more! Turn off y... Show more