Ironcalves as a muscle neighbor lady. Suppose the lady next door was a dancer and had supermuscular calves, and suppose she enjoyed practicing her dance moves whenever she could. If she was in the pole barn looking for something, she might make her calves hard. If you were in her kitchen after mowing her lawn and she was by the refrigerator getting you a cold glass of milk, she might practice a quickstep set of moves, including going up on tiptoe a bunch of times to keep her ironhard calves pumped. You would sit there, staring at her calves, getting hard as a rod. You wish she would permit you... Show more