Interviewing a giantess for a housekeeping position is no small task. One applicant in particular said she had very muscular calves. That got your attention. You hired a film crew which said they could make an aerial video from their small hovering craft. They would follow her at a safe distance so you could see if she passed your muster, they said, and invited you on board. You delight in the view...and the sound is fantastic, you conclude. Her steps are like cannon shots. A simple task like taking out the trash was easy enough, but the filming crew said they could not follow her outside. The...

Interviewing a giantess for a housekeeping position is no small task. One applicant in particular said she had very muscular calves. That got your attention. You hired a film crew which said they could make an aerial video from their small hovering craft. They would follow her at a safe distance so you could see if she passed your muster, they said, and invited you on board. You delight in the view...and the sound is fantastic, you conclude. Her steps are like cannon shots. A simple task like taking out the trash was easy enough, but the filming crew said they could not follow her outside. The wind would endanger their hovering craft, they said. You devise a greater test of strength when she returns to the office—carrying a chair which weighed many thousands of pounds. She lifts it with ease, even holding it while she steps backwards so the hovering craft can come in close for a view of her tree-trunk calves. You are amazed. Then, just as things are going well, she seems to become angry, stalking away from the filming crew with balled up fists...or so it appears. You exit the craft and stand there in the hallway while she thunders away, then returns. That's the terrifying part—giantesses are unpredictable. You never know when one will turn on you and squash you like a bug.