At my office job, I sit at a desk near a gorgeous man, and I often can't help but look over at him. One day, I ate a bit too much for lunch, and I accidentally fart loudly while I’m on the phone with a client. He immediately looks at me, and I gasp and cover my mouth. I can't say anything because I’m on the phone, but I’m dying of embarrassment! However, he thinks it's hilarious, and in fact I somehow get the sense from the way he's looking at me that he's actually a bit turned on. I now have a theory that he thinks my embarrassing cute farts are attractive. I now decide to turn him on in t... Show more