Silly me! I need to get some work done at the desk and I didn't realize that I can't fit in the damn chair but I sit down anyways! I am so damn fat that I get stuck! I struggle for a little and call a friend t help. She's not around but says that there's oil on the desk and to use it to get my fat ass out of the chair. Watch as I oil my big plushy belly and thick thighs and struggle to get my ass out of the small as chair!