I'm pretty angry to find out Lesbo got married without me at the ceremony. How dare that dumb bitch not invite me? Well I teach her a lesson, and decide to take her ugly wedding ring. I laugh at her when I ask how she's going to explain it to her wife! Maybe I'll put the rings on my collar... maybe just flush them down the toilet! Who cares! I just love seeing Lesbo suffer and do anything I command.