You just got dumped didn't you loser? hahahaha You are all lonely, horny and totally down in the dumps aren't you? But look how lucky you are dork! You don't have a date, but you have me to laugh at you and humiliate you while you stroke that lonely dick! Being alone during the holidays is a total downer isn't it? You don't have date for New Years, no Christmas presents, nobody to cuddle with by the fire... What a perfect time to really tease and laugh at what a complete loser you are! Happy Holidays - dumped idiot!