My ass makes you dorks so weak. You've got no life, all it consists of is sitting in front of your computer jacking your money away. Brenden is just like you, a loser who's addicted to my ass. A loser that can't even talk to girls because he's such a dork, let alone score some pussy. So like the rest of you idiots, your only resort is to pay girls like me to laugh, tease and humiliate you till your lonely, worthless cock explodes!