Hey losers, I have my friend Penelope over and we can't wait to gang up on you idiots and have you worship our perfect asses. First admire them in our tight jeans... look how perfect and round our butts are. Now pucker up loser and prepare to submit to our asses. You will endure our humiliating words and evil laughs as we tease you with our perfection. Losers like you don't get asses like these, nope- all you do is just jerk off to them like the loser bitch you were born to be!