Feel like giving that bulging woodie a rub to my Uggssss loser??? They are so warm, soft and cozy- I always wear them without socks- so they smell extra yummy for your foot bois to sniff and lust over! Lick them clean- every crevise- I want them perfect!! Can you do at least one thing right in your loser life and clean my boots to my satisfaction??? I like taking them off and letting you smell the insides as I shove them in your face! That's your reward for being my little boot cleaning slave!