It's a fact bois- girls really do care about your dick size. I'm here to size you up and put it to you bluntly- your dick is puny! Wonder why you can't get a girlfriend to stick around? Wonder why girls snicker and giggle when you walk by? Cause we talk! It's no secret you are lacking a cock. So why don't we just make things easier on yourself and stick to a lifetime of jerking that useless thing- while I tease and laugh at your pint sized woodie!