I had an intense workout today, which means I worked up quite the sweat. You are so pitiful, and such a lowly loser, I've decided to make you jerk off to my perfect armpits. That's the only naked part of my body you are allowed to sniff, lick and worship! That's truly disgusting, but to you, it's pure heaven being able to take a whiff of my pits, and jerk yourself silly.