Everyone else is out on a hot date, except you dork! For the 10th year in a row you destiny is to have a boring, lonely, miserable Valentines Day! But alas, I have come through to make a clip to really rub salt in your wounds... Put this clip on repeat throughout your evening, and pretend you have a date with me. I'll tease you, mock you, get you horny and spending.... You won't be so alone right? This is the only option for pay pig losers like you, so go ahead open up that bottle, put your sexy panties on, chocolates out and get ready for a date with me! xoxo