Teasing virgin losers never gets old. The word "sex" isn't even in your vocabulary dork... no chicks even look in your direction. All you do is hump your hand, dreaming of what it would be like to actually have sex, touch real tits, and know what boobies feel like. That will never happen dork, and it's just so fun teasing your horny, pathetic, lonely dick, laughing at how much of a loser you are. Lucky for you virgin, there's a countdown till explosion! This is your sex life, embrace it virgin!