Everyone who gets in a car crash does the same routine don't they? "Ohhh my neck hurts.. I need a law suite..." In other words, they fake being hurt to try and get money! Fucking attorneys should all be shot! But that's another story...

Meanwhile, this guy lent his lady friend his car and, being a woman she seems to have driven it into the back of another car! What the hell is it with women? Do they have a problem looking where the fuck they're going, or can they just not reach the fucking break pedal?

So, now his ride is effed up and he can't even get a piece of ass becau...

Everyone who gets in a car crash does the same routine don't they? "Ohhh my neck hurts.. I need a law suite..." In other words, they fake being hurt to try and get money! Fucking attorneys should all be shot! But that's another story...

Meanwhile, this guy lent his lady friend his car and, being a woman she seems to have driven it into the back of another car! What the hell is it with women? Do they have a problem looking where the fuck they're going, or can they just not reach the fucking break pedal?

So, now his ride is effed up and he can't even get a piece of ass because his girl is staggering around as if she's been in a plane crash! She can't even lift her hands up... or can she?

He can't resist poking her and teasing her and in fact yanking her pants down ... the poor girl can't even bend over to pull her pants back up! I guess he figures there's only one way to find out if she's really injured... and that's to get her to jerk him off and take a giant load on her tits!

Well, she seems to be feeling better...