If you're going to stay at your COUSIN's house, the least you can do is not KERK OFF all over her damn BED! As you can imagine, the poor girl wants to know what the HELL is all over her comforter! She even SNIFFS it, and says, "You know what this smells like!"

Her cousin can't really deny the facts, all he can say is, "I had to let off some steam.." . Well, I think we all know what that means, although "Letting off steam" all over your cousin's BED could be regarded as slightly impolite... especially if SHE's A 19 YEAR-OLD HOTTIE

Fortunately, she's a bit GHETTO so she's all like, "Da... Show more