What does and 18 year-old girl do when she gets home from drinking with her other friends, only to be busted by her grumpy old Grampa living with her step-mom! She was supposed to be home hours ago.. OH NO the OLD BASTARD is going to tell her STEP-MOM and she's screwed! There's only one thing for it...!

Since the OLD CROW is such a PERV, young Kelley knows there's an easy way to win him over.. HIS WRINKLED OLD BALLS!

While the OLD MAN is drivelling on about calling the police, she PULLS OUT his PORK SAUSAGE and starts RUBBING it UP AND DOWN... she seems to have shut him up... Show more