BRATTY YOUNG Dixie is your typical 18 YEAR OLD... on other words... a little BITCH! Her step-mom's poor boyfriend just gets ATTITUDE and not much else...

When STEP-MOM comes home from work, Dixie isn't doing her junior college homework (like she's supposed to be), hasn't cleaned her room (like she's supposed to be) and is talking on the phone with her boyfriend (like she's NOT supposed to be).. STEP-MOM's NOT HAPPY!

How is she going to DISCIPLINE the girl? Obviously, her to JERK OFF step-mom's BOYFRIEND should work, and will save STEP-MOM the trouble later... but surprisin...

BRATTY YOUNG Dixie is your typical 18 YEAR OLD... on other words... a little BITCH! Her step-mom's poor boyfriend just gets ATTITUDE and not much else...

When STEP-MOM comes home from work, Dixie isn't doing her junior college homework (like she's supposed to be), hasn't cleaned her room (like she's supposed to be) and is talking on the phone with her boyfriend (like she's NOT supposed to be).. STEP-MOM's NOT HAPPY!

How is she going to DISCIPLINE the girl? Obviously, her to JERK OFF step-mom's BOYFRIEND should work, and will save STEP-MOM the trouble later... but surprisingly NO it just makes Dixie talk back even MORE to her step-mom, and even calls her a BITCH!

Perhaps if STEP-MOM SHOVES HER STEP-DAUGHTER'S MOUTH down on his DONGER she might be less SASSY... but NO even that doesn't cure her ATTITUDE.. there's only one thing for it!

You see, STEP-MOM knows something that her young STEP-DAUGHTER doesn't... her boyfriend's a SPERM WHALE! Poor Dixie has no idea what's happening when LASHINGS OF BALL GRAVY start SMASHING HER IN THE EYES and the poor thing immediately BURST INTO TEARS! All she can do is CRY LIKE A as LUMPY LOG LOOGY Shoots out of his DIRTY SAUSAGE and sticks to her cheeks and mouth is SALTY BLOBS!

She's obviously learned her lesson..