It's been a long day of work and errands. I'm exhausted. And drinking a hard cider hasn't helped. I cannot stop yawning! My yawns get progressively longer and louder. My mouth stretches so wide and big. They just keep coming. I know I should get some rest but I don't wanna. My eyes even tear up and I try to talk through my yawns. I'm still yawning as I write this!