Is it terrible that I can't remember the last time I shave my armpits? I know it's been weeks. Every morning, I look and notice that they're getting fuzzier and fuzzier. I briefly think to grab the razor but get distracted by something else. As I show off my lovely arm pits for you, I can't help but get the camera close to them. They feel so soft and cozy. Can you see how furry they are? They smell so good. I try to reach my tongue to taste them. I keep forgetting to shave my armpits but maybe I'm forgetting on purpose?