I'm regular like clockwork. Every morning when I awaken, I have to pee and have to do the second. This morning is a little different though. I want you to watch me go. You get a frontal view of me doing my business. You can my facial expressions and grunts as I try to get the load going. I think I might be a little constipated. You can hear all the noises being made. Plop, plop. You even get to see me clean up. It gets kinda messy! Can I tell you a secret? I like having you watch!