Lea confronts you about all of the perverted, chauvinistic jokes that you make in the office. She was going to let it go until you started talking about how you would never kiss a feminist's ass. Well, guess what? She's recorded everything and she has enough to get you fired. Sounds like not only will you be learning how to kiss your feminist ass, you're going to learn how to eat it, clean it, and serve it. You're on ass worship duty, perv. It's the only way she won't turn you into HR.