Ahoy matey! Arr, I hear there be treasure buried somewhere near these parts... and it's hidden somewhere on my body! Let's look for it together, shall we? Hmm, could it be somewhere up me sleeves? Or perhaps it's in here, beneath me bosom? Wait a minute... what's that sparkling down there, nestled in me booty? I think it might be the treasure we've been searching for! See if you can dig it out... here, I'll spread my ass open for you to help make it easier. Then after you've finished plundering that booty, why don't you bury that treasure of yours inside? ;)

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