It’s Easter weekend, and to honor this fact, you’re going to be embarking upon a 3-day long edging task for me. Just as the man above allegedly spent 3 days in a cave and emerged a changed man, you’ll be doing the same. There will be no confessing of sins or holding back this Easter weekend, simply all-out addiction training, mindfuckery, and extensive edging. Gooner’s rejoice, as you will be in teased and denied paradise. I shed the nun’s habit in favor of my latex bodysuit and leather chain belt, and now the fun can really begin...