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You losers almost make this too easy for me. It's so easy to take your money; I just have to exist. I thought today was a perfect day to celebrate this, given that it's April FOOLS day. Are you going to be a complete fool & buy this clip? Or perhaps...look at that gif...maybe you'd be a fool NOT to...hmm. Am I double bluffing? Maybe I'm triple bluffing? Only one way for a fool to find out...