Ahhh April Fool's Day; when friends like to play pranks on each other, indulge in some practical jokes...but for you, this isn't much different from every day, is it? The lonely, pathetic life you lead feels like one big comedy skit; at your expense. From the scathing yet pitiful rejection you face from any remotely attractive woman, to the size and performance of your dick; everything is laughable. All of those painfully ironic embarrassing things seem to happen to YOU, don't they loser? There's a reason your whole life is a joke, and you only have to look in the mirror to see it. At least... Show more