I’m sure you’ve noticed that in the past few months I’ve become a LOT more valuable. These new fake boobs were an excellent business decision, and I’ve been milking them for all they’re worth. But I’m not done yet. You see, I require bigger tributes for these bigger boobs. Whenever a business upgrades their equipment or quality of ingredients, they’re justified in charging more for what is now a higher quality product. Me and my bouncing boobs that mesmerize you so effortlessly (especially in a shiny bikini) are certainly that. So I’ll be seducing you into sending them a bigger tribute tod...

I’m sure you’ve noticed that in the past few months I’ve become a LOT more valuable. These new fake boobs were an excellent business decision, and I’ve been milking them for all they’re worth. But I’m not done yet. You see, I require bigger tributes for these bigger boobs. Whenever a business upgrades their equipment or quality of ingredients, they’re justified in charging more for what is now a higher quality product. Me and my bouncing boobs that mesmerize you so effortlessly (especially in a shiny bikini) are certainly that. So I’ll be seducing you into sending them a bigger tribute today, perhaps DOUBLE the wallet drain you thought you’d be in for. You and I have this in common - we like things extra large ;)