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I show up ready to be taken on a blind date that my girlfriend has set up for me, to find YOU sat in front of me. Fat, balding, old, pathetic you. I let out a weak smile and can barely contain my disappointment. I hold up my finger to cu.t you off speaking as I dial my girlfriend and let her know how angry I am. I try to talk in a low tone but my disgust at you is audible and halfway through I stop caring about your worthless feelings anyhow. I notice t... Show more