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We've met up for a blind date and almost straight away I can tell things are not going to go well. I try to remain polite, upbeat and positive as you take off your jacket to reveal a scrawny body, admit you don't have a car and have a job. You live in a tiny apartment and don't seem to have much of a social life. I'm visibly turned off by you, but try to keep the conversation flowing, despite your crippling social awkwardness. Finding it harder and har... Show more