They say that the third Monday of January is the 'most depressing day of the year", and name it Blue Monday as such. I quickly go over how this comes about before providing you a little remedy for any sadness - stroking to me. But JUST stroking, mind you...it is BLUE Monday after all, and that includes your balls. I'm not being entirely cruel; this tease and denial is intended to lift your spirits and keep you aching for more, feeling hornier & better all week long.

They say that the third Monday of January is the 'most depressing day of the year", and name it Blue Monday as such. I quickly go over how this comes about before providing you a little remedy for any sadness - stroking to me. But JUST stroking, mind you...it is BLUE Monday after all, and that includes your balls. I'm not being entirely cruel; this tease and denial is intended to lift your spirits and keep you aching for more, feeling hornier & better all week long.