So I'm spending the entirety of August on vacation; almost all of it in Hawaii. I'll be island hopping, laying in designer bikinis on the beach, sipping and generally having a blast on your dime, in paradise. No; you’re not invited, but your wallet is. Losers shouldn’t know the first thing about vacation. After all, who wants to see a fat, balding, pasty, gross wanker on the beach? You know you wouldn’t be able to help yourself and you’d be perving on all of the hot girls like me, right? It’s your job to stay at home and work, so that I don’t need to lift a finger whilst I’m away. You shoul... Show more