I can't believe you're still a virgin; no seriously, I struggle to believe any virgin guy over the age of about 19 could exist in this day and age. Sex is sooo prolific, so mainstream. Even taboo is no longer taboo. Women are more sexually open and promiscuous than ever before, yet you're still stuck fucking your hand. Oh my. Can women just smell the 'loser' on you? Are you physically repulsive? Or...more likely and even more tragically...did you just bring this all upon yourself? My guess is that you're shy, lonely...that you try to be the 'nice guy', and find yourself ending up in the friend...

I can't believe you're still a virgin; no seriously, I struggle to believe any virgin guy over the age of about 19 could exist in this day and age. Sex is sooo prolific, so mainstream. Even taboo is no longer taboo. Women are more sexually open and promiscuous than ever before, yet you're still stuck fucking your hand. Oh my. Can women just smell the 'loser' on you? Are you physically repulsive? Or...more likely and even more tragically...did you just bring this all upon yourself? My guess is that you're shy, lonely...that you try to be the 'nice guy', and find yourself ending up in the friendzone, with your hottest crush crying on your shoulder over the bad boy who's dick she DID take inside her. Aww, bless...this is so pathetic. Well tonight, you're going to go out and get laid!

Just kidding..there is no hope for you and you know it. So you're going to do the same thing you do every night - fuck your own hand to me, and fucking fall in love with it. Admit how GOOD this feels. It's safe here with your virtual girlfriend. There is no rejection here, no humiliation (that isn't consensual ;)). This feels right, this feels comfortable. Keep stroking, virgin. Forever.