Before you watch this clip, I want you to go out and buy a box of chocolates, and a teddy bear. A decent sized one, if you can. Now...we both know you have no-one to gift these to this Valentine's Day. And even if you did; that would end in sexual rejection. Which a loser like you would actually love, but it hurts just a little too hard in such a "real life" environment. So come here & get your psychological humiliation in your little wankaholic safe space. I'll tell you what to do with that candy, and then it's time to get intimate with your Valentine; your teddy bear. That's right; she's ... Show more