It's my birthday week, and I want to make sure you're draining your wallets suitably well for me, so I've thought up a system built around the important numbers in my life; my age, my birthdate, etc. We'll be doing some simple math as you jerk to me in these hot pvc boots and tiny vinyl bikini today, making sure that you're thoroughly rinsed in honor of my birthday. You'll be emptying yourself for me in more ways than one over the next 7 minutes, I make sure of that. After all, if you can't put your money where your dick is on my birthday of all days, then what use are you to me, hmm, piggy?