Jerk off instructions are super fun because they make things a little more unpredictable for you, right? When you’re by yourself you know what you’re going to do with your hand next, and whether or not you’ll allow yourself to cum. But sometimes JOI clips can be just as predictable. You know in a 10 minute clip that there will be a countdown at about the 9 minute mark, and the mystery that is pure, raw, sex just disappears a little. So I’m going to re-introduce it today. With a simple kitchen timer. You won’t know how long you’ll have left to stroke, so won’t know how fast or slow to go. W...

Jerk off instructions are super fun because they make things a little more unpredictable for you, right? When you’re by yourself you know what you’re going to do with your hand next, and whether or not you’ll allow yourself to cum. But sometimes JOI clips can be just as predictable. You know in a 10 minute clip that there will be a countdown at about the 9 minute mark, and the mystery that is pure, raw, sex just disappears a little. So I’m going to re-introduce it today. With a simple kitchen timer. You won’t know how long you’ll have left to stroke, so won’t know how fast or slow to go. Will you be able to cum in time, or will you face difficult edging and orgasm control trying to hold your quick dick back? And just when you think you know what’s going on...you remember I’m London Fucking Lix, and if I want to bend time...I will.