Valentine's Day always rolls around so quickly, and yet you still haven't managed to lose your V card, have you, virgin? But I've deduced a plan that will help you shed those V plates this VDay! Now it's not going to be in the traditional losing your virginity sense, of course. I think we've deduced that women are completely off limits to a socially inept loser like you, but don't worry...I have other tricks up my sleeve to keep you busy this Valentine's...You know nothing about sex, but you know a LOT about jerking off. So THIS is the arena in which you're going to lose those V plates. Show more