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Some women suffer from PMS. A few days each month when they're not at their best, before ultimately bouncing back to being the boss bitches that they are. But did you know that YOU suffer from *male* PMS? That's right; pathetic masturbator syndrome. Jerking off is natural, normal...but not the way you do it. You're not going back to an exciting life after indulging in your hobby. Your hobby IS your life. This syndrome has consumed you. You don't suffer f...

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Some women suffer from PMS. A few days each month when they're not at their best, before ultimately bouncing back to being the boss bitches that they are. But did you know that YOU suffer from *male* PMS? That's right; pathetic masturbator syndrome. Jerking off is natural, normal...but not the way you do it. You're not going back to an exciting life after indulging in your hobby. Your hobby IS your life. This syndrome has consumed you. You don't suffer from this a few days a month. You suffer from PMS every hour of every day, and there is no cure for you.

You associate your addiction with shame, patheticness, inadequacy, and in a fucked up way, that turns you on even more. Ironically...the side effect of this PMS and constant masturbation to femdom porn is the inability to get an erection in real life, with real women. PMS destroyed you. Accept it.